{"product_id":"hoodie-respect-your-elders-funny-retro-gamer-gaming-hoodie","title":"Hoodie — \"Respect Your Elders\" Funny Retro Gamer Gaming Hoodie","description":"Soft, cozy hooded sweatshirt with a playful retro-tech illustration and the slogan “Respect Your Elders.” The small, centered graphic shows a friendly old computer being pushed in a wheelchair by a cheerful, anthropomorphized floppy disk — a gentle, tongue-in-cheek nod to tech nostalgia. This sweatshirt feels lived-in from the first pull-on: a medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend holds warmth without bulk, the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add durability, and the roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm on cool commutes or late-night coding sessions. Clean, sustainable production details and print options (DTF\/DTG or optional chest embroidery) let you choose how bold you want the look. Wear it to signal playful respect for vintage gear, or to share a wink with fellow retro-tech lovers at meetups, LAN parties, or casual days out.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50% cotton \/ 50% polyester medium-heavy blend (8.0 oz) — warm, durable, soft feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner look and less waste\u003cbr\u003e- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, high-quality prints: DTF sleeve\/wrist options plus DTG for main art; embroidery available\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and compliance with safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":47605988688092,"sku":"10542420479727562605","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":47605988720860,"sku":"17000587587002863736","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47605988753628,"sku":"23245313662662252774","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47605988786396,"sku":"26181837295439833289","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47605988819164,"sku":"10404242169258188582","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":47605988851932,"sku":"37251369770440885182","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Royal","offer_id":47605988884700,"sku":"33390885142508567364","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":47605988917468,"sku":"10179355194232741501","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":47605988950236,"sku":"33372136436914355464","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47605988983004,"sku":"91626626880540575293","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47605989015772,"sku":"58922897380521918351","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47605989048540,"sku":"18134809134386209911","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":47605989081308,"sku":"20063276528090555577","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Royal","offer_id":47605989114076,"sku":"98705974500216519597","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":47605989146844,"sku":"68855118663832420319","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":47605989179612,"sku":"70310521888505815240","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47605989212380,"sku":"27791405342653648133","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47605989245148,"sku":"14162510908964179660","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47605989277916,"sku":"28100857077055590524","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":47605989310684,"sku":"31328105400235754670","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Royal","offer_id":47605989343452,"sku":"25229266282031821373","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":47605989376220,"sku":"18194788684494463533","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":47605989408988,"sku":"78784075612217699906","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47605989441756,"sku":"31789900250900989429","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47605989474524,"sku":"14679825395831350349","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47605989507292,"sku":"27196125004275507177","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":47605989540060,"sku":"11885205039883636965","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Royal","offer_id":47605989572828,"sku":"28781772169775151698","price":35.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":47605989605596,"sku":"31641912891239252361","price":39.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":47605989638364,"sku":"25044235714874045049","price":39.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47605989671132,"sku":"17756142777414599447","price":39.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47605989703900,"sku":"19953389781388940142","price":39.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47605989736668,"sku":"13226291904178140884","price":39.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":47605989769436,"sku":"10346585170550853657","price":39.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Royal","offer_id":47605989802204,"sku":"26736877402765567511","price":39.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47605989834972,"sku":"23790146798999830996","price":41.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47605989867740,"sku":"16484533216464369682","price":41.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47605989900508,"sku":"30336762117851547194","price":41.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Royal","offer_id":47605989933276,"sku":"30891345217313141021","price":41.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47605989966044,"sku":"26217017057750593036","price":42.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47605989998812,"sku":"87098980300829549783","price":42.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47605990031580,"sku":"10742199996802743532","price":42.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47605990064348,"sku":"16134248975647467214","price":42.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":47605990097116,"sku":"19213261544022340595","price":42.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":47605990129884,"sku":"97619966077537505850","price":42.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0816\/9219\/7084\/files\/20260223201759-1f110f4b-f78a-6db8-a162-56c7eddaa7f9.png?v=1771878044","url":"https:\/\/idaho-roots-apparel.myshopify.com\/products\/hoodie-respect-your-elders-funny-retro-gamer-gaming-hoodie","provider":"Idaho Roots Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}